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[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There are 2.5 million ants per human.

This ain't the Planet of the Apes, it ain't even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.

[–] argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

@Vespair

Wait'll you see how many bacteria there are.

@Nusm

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what do you mean see they are tiny.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i'm on team fungus, team anteater and team crab anyways

OMG DUDES WE SHOULD ALL GET CRAB COSTUMES AND TELL THEM WE CARCINIZED WHILE THEY WERE GONE they missed the rapture or something

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Incomprehensibly more.

I was just trying to keep to complex multi-celled life for the sake of familiarity 😁

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The humble bacteria:

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip -1 points 1 month ago

Planet of the Apes is a film. Or two.