this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2026
507 points (90.6% liked)

Funny

14553 readers
94 users here now

General rules:

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
507
Funniest Joke Ever! (pyfedi-store.theatl.social)
submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

There are 2.5 million ants per human.

This ain't the Planet of the Apes, it ain't even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.

[–] argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

@Vespair

Wait'll you see how many bacteria there are.

@Nusm

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

what do you mean see they are tiny.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

i'm on team fungus, team anteater and team crab anyways

OMG DUDES WE SHOULD ALL GET CRAB COSTUMES AND TELL THEM WE CARCINIZED WHILE THEY WERE GONE they missed the rapture or something

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

Incomprehensibly more.

I was just trying to keep to complex multi-celled life for the sake of familiarity 😁

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

The humble bacteria:

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip -1 points 4 days ago

Planet of the Apes is a film. Or two.