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Anon reads the ink blot (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 15 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

You know, I never understood why this guy had a mask with a picture of the female reproductive system on it.

[–] Starski@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

All I see is my uncles penis

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

That's clearly a picture of two seahorses shitting underwater, actually.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

You’re all idiots it’s my mom screaming at me she would spend more time with me if someone paid her to when I was five

[–] fennesz12@feddit.dk 1 points 4 hours ago

Clearly it's someones dad beating him with a belt.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 points 6 hours ago

I don't know if you're making up shit for the joke, but if you're not, can I offer you a hug or my sympathies?