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[–] tehbilly@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Personally? Months. Regularly weeks. About the same as my servers. Uptime on a single machine isn't a metric of anything meaningful.

That said, GitHub ain't a single machine and the reliability issues are definitely not a good look.