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[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Step one: be with someone.

Fuck.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

they're are a lot of someones outside, try putting a cake under a box propped up with a stick, tie the stick to a string. and when someone goes for the cake, you pull the string.

enjoy your new loving partner

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is this shit, guess I'm supposed to marry this ferret?

1/10 horrible dating advice.

Mazel tov to you and your ferret husband.