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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Alternatively: drink sixty bottles of wine.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Son, I drank you a life vest last year, this year I'll drink you a raft!

Explanation: back in the day people kept the corks to make things.

[–] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

This is the way.