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The writers of real life have been fired. You're hired to write what happens next. How will you turn things around? (lemmy.ca)
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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Rocks fall, everyone dies.

Then, in the afterlife, the battle royale begins, where everyone is in their ideal body, and the top 50% get to go into eternal paradise.