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[–] WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

I introduce a mechanism by which lying solely for ones personal benefit and to the detriment of others causes an instant and invariably fatal cerebral hemorrhage.

I'm not entirely sure how that works out, but I'm more than willing to find out.