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Sometimes I'm too lazy to sit down though.
when your buttholes are blasting so hard you're making a puddle that color why are you standing? I mean this loses its joy after the first year
Sitting down is like the second laziest thing you can do.
Yeah, that's why I lie down to pee
I sit down to pee probably 90% of the time but if I'm in a rush standing is faster, and also sometimes I find it easier to get going while standing up for some reason