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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

right to work state here. they can fire me because they don't like my haircut.

[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Union worker here. They can't fire me for shit unless I really fuck up

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago

When I worked at UPS, we weren't allowed to have beards and our hair couldn't be long enough to touch our ears. Literally fireable offenses.