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yeah like what happens when Israel pops open the world's biggest tube of pringles and then the fun stops? then you're left with no healthcare, no rights, $10/gal, a federal government full of pedofiles, and no Jesus. Some influencers scrambling to explain why bringing the apocalypse didn't work. People turning to atheism in masses.
And honestly if Jesus did return, I'd assume he'd start by killing Trump and Netanyahu.
Yeah I'm not particularly religious myself, but if Jesus is real and did come back I get the feeling he would be saddened by what the ruling class has done to gods children and green Earth. Being Jesus, he'd forgive them, but I doubt they'd get into heaven.
~~this is far too reddit an image but i couldnt find one without the glowing eyes~~