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Trump has delighted apocalyptic Christians. They say the End Times are coming (inews.co.uk)

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[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 hours ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

My personal favourite is the woman whose chicken laid eggs with "Christ is coming" etched on them. Turned out she was writing on the eggs herself and pushing them back up the chicken's bottom.