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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

i'm more familiar with the cleveland clinic than you are.

Good for you. It's hard to tell how much I need to explain when you act like such an insufferable, provably wrong dipshit.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They need to insufferable, it's the only thing they've got going for them. Without that they're just a regular garden variety dipshit.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world -5 points 3 days ago

excuse me i'm only 80% garden variety dipshit. the other part fell off

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world -5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Okay I'm sorry for making fun of your stupid peer review failing shower research and your graduating bottom of your class and your inability to write a good article and your fucking up at your trade pretty much constantly because of graduating at the bottom of your class, you know like all family medicine doctors.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think you both need to cool it a bit

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i tried taking a cold shower but i just couldn't the health benefits

[–] Damage@feddit.it 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Was wasn't the either I

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world -4 points 3 days ago

i'm sorry, did YOU write the bullshit article? it's so stupid.