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She looks like a ghoul. No one truly happy has eyes like that.
You know you can criticize her words and actions instead of moonlighting as one of those shitty YouTubers who pretend to be "body language experts" and pseudoscientifically nitpick people's appearances and movements to death to reach a predetermined conclusion. She's old, has very light irises, is ostensibly out in the cold, and is in a photo somebody cherrypicked out of untold thousands to make her look miserable. Just talk about the laundry list of shitty things she's done instead of this vapid bullshit, please. Her eyes look fine.
There’s a selfie in my recent post history where I don’t look great either, but at least there’s joy in my cold, dead, Rowling-body-shaming heart.
Thanks for assigning a bunch of opinions to me. I really needed that. You’re a hero. No really, literal giant trophy and a huge parade for you. Blue Angels tearing up the sky, confetti, endless celebrations, and a confession of a deeply felt yet heretofore unmentioned marriage proposal from The Rock himself, while busty women in impossible bikinis hand you many briefcases full of money as you’re standing there on your parade float. You’ve served your country well. There’s twelve Nobel Prizes waiting for you after your victory parade where you single-handedly saved the global economy and the environment because you assigned a bunch of opinions to me. From the bottom of my heart, and from the tears of all seven billion people watching your parade on television, I deliver my deepest heartfelt gratitude for those assigned opinions.
I’m not “pretending to be a body language expert,” I’m a fucking jabroni on the internet.
How about this?
She ~~looks like~~ is a fucking ghoul.
EDIT: also every picture of her should show her feeling miserable because she is not allowed to feel joy.
Skimmed the rest, but:
Cut. Print. Check the gate. It's fabulous.
I am sorry the parade I spent seven years planning for you wasn’t up to your standards. With the rest of the earth’s money, I will try once more. I need to train another five hundred thousand dancers.