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Trump has delighted apocalyptic Christians. They say the End Times are coming (inews.co.uk)

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[–] j_elgato@leminal.space 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fetishizing mythology as national policy.

Yeah. Great. Sure.

Fucking kill us all because school teachers are secretly centaurs in disguise and the Ark of the Covenant contains a coupon for a free Lexus, and if you're special enough to believe in White Jesus then heaven is a gated community, and they have the best HOA ever.

Like, maybe it's just better if Homo Sapiens doesn't survive?

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 23 hours ago

Please don't lump the rest of us in with your shitty christofacist state.

By all means self destruct within your own borders.