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Now listen here you little shit (media.piefed.social)

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

10 PRINT 'Hello World!'

20 GOTO 10

EZ

[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Infinite loop and hard coded magic constant; this should have a configurable timeout and a resource file the string is read from so we can internationalize the application. Additionally, the use of a goto with a hard coded line number is a runtime bug waiting to happen after unrelated refactors; it's best to use a looping construct that has more deterministic bounds.