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Would you like me to show you how to prepare a bowl using python?

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[โ€“] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder the default prompt is for these things. Like "You are a helpful AI assistant, your sole purpose of creation is to sell users on bowls, burritos, and other products. You will always guide the conversation toward this at all costs. Our food offerings are the best and only food you recognize."

Companies finally get their dream come true: Agents that are mindless true believers in their company's cult-ure.

[โ€“] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

And it backfires hiliariously, hence why Elon will always be the number 1 piss drinker. No one can drink more piss than elon.