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US and Israeli officials are reportedly coordinating the technical details of a risky operation to land special forces and subsequently seize Iran's stockpile of enriched uranium, which amounts to 460 kg.
Presumably, the Iranians are privately willing to transfer these reserves to a third country, but the US is likely not satisfied with any country other than itself.
There is no final decision on the operation yet, but there is a suggestion that it could take place simultaneously with a landing on Khark Island. In a way, the transfer of a group of marines and a ground operation in this area would be needed to briefly distract Iran's attention from nuclear facilities. This temporary "window" is planned to be used by the special forces of Israel and the US.
Source -> https://t.me/Slavyangrad/159003
This is where Americans/Israel will learn for real the difference between Hollywood/Call of Duty and REALITY!!!!
Wouldn't Iran merely not keeping all their uranium in one single place be enough to fold this plan? Or do these bozos plan to send multiple teams, one for each place uranium is kept?
How do they plan to transport it if they somehow do get to it? Do they bring special containers for radioactive materials for the operation? Are they hoping Iran would conveniently decide to store all of their uranium in containers with convenient handles that they can tie to their helicopters? Will the spec ops team just all wear hazmat suits and pray that will be enough to not die from the half ton of actively decaying fissile materials they plan to carry un-shielded on board?
How likely is it really that this figure of 460 kg is accurate, let alone that they know where all of it is kept, given that they have a fuzzy at best idea of Iran's tunnels network? I find it extremely hard to believe that the US or Israel could even manage to get those informations. Are they just going with estimates hoping for the best?
There are so many things wrong with this lunacy.
I think you put it in perspective well. It does kind of seem like an idea that could only come out of "believing your own lies" and "wanting to look like you're doing something when you're not actually doing anything". Like "Iran could make nukes" has been one of the main fear-mongering talking points about the country. In spite of the fact that, if I remember/understand right, Iran's previous leader was opposed to having nukes (the one they murdered). And on top of that, Iran has not needed nukes to lay waste to the empire's bases in the region.
So as priorities go, it sounds very performative and doesn't make any sense to put resources toward. But it fits with Trump's MO of trying to do showy things and then declare victory.
I fully agree with your assessment. As is my habit, I take the position of assessing reality as it is, as you did, but then asking about what each outcome would tell us.
So let's say spec ops fails in their mission. Surely that would tell us your assessment is correct. But then, if WE can make that assessment, what does that tell us about the decision making process? Does it mean they had faulty intelligence? Does it mean they were deceived by a particular party (and which party)? Does it mean they did it anyway to achieve some other goal we didn't see or consider? Or does it mean that they decision making process has broken down more thoroughly and more quickly than expected?
Let's say spec ops succeeds in their mission. It's not like any of the physical aspects of your analysis would have been wrong. I mean, maybe all the uranium is in one place, and maybe it is in portable containers so it can be trucked around. But also, what would a success tell us about imperial intelligence capabilities and about intelligence infiltration in Iran? What would it tell us about spec ops capabilities? What would it tell us about how the empire might make further moves?
I'm not asking for answers here. What I want to do is call out your very clear-eyed assessment of the situation and remind us all to pay attention to what happens and remember this assessment so we can use it to better understand what's actually happening and what it means for the future.
Thanks for your kind words.
I think you are right, we should consider each possible outcome.
I see 3 possibilities to explain this plan:
1 is reasonably likely. I'm somewhat confident that parts of their structure might be lying to each other. Officers lying to their superiors and generals and the pentagon lying to the government all without consequences has been a routine occurrence in the US military for years now so that wouldn't be surprising. We also know that Israel like to manipulate the US government into getting their hands even more dirty on their behalf than the government would have preferred to otherwise, so it's not impossible that Israel might be tricking them. There's also definitely a case to be made about at least some part of the US high ranking officials believing their own propaganda.
I could believe 2 if someone with good knowledge of Iran could give me something that could reasonably constitute the "real objective" that they would want to hide and a reason why they would want a cover for it.
And I don't really believe 3, because as I've said, the silence from the US on this don't make sense when considering the possible objectives they could have by doing this.
I don't know enough of Iran's nuclear program to be certain, but I would find it very weird if they did place all the uranium in one spot. If nothing else, just because they know the US has been hounding them on the issue they should disperse it. Given the national scope of a nuclear program, I would expect Iran to have various types of laboratories, enrichment installations, mines and other necessary facilities all other the country, which would require the uranium to be shared between multiple places at any one time, just because of sheer logistics.
Your point that the uranium might be stored in containers that can be transported by truck has merit, however it has 2 problems. The first is that Iran doesn't enrich uranium just to have a pile of it lying around, they are using the stuff. In other words, chances are that a significant portion of it will be going through many types of machines and prototypes at any given moments. So even if the uranium is typically stored in truckable containers, not all of it will be whenever the operation happens.
The second is that, while these hypothetical containers would be transportable by truck, how easy would it be to attach a container meant for a truck to a helicopter? Because make no mistakes, in an operation like this, they can only use a helicopter, or at least some vtol aircraft like the V-22. Doing it by land is simply not practical for a quick in-strike-out operation. Parachuting from a jet would work for going in but the spec ops would have no way of getting out. And amphibious assault won't work since I seriously doubt Iran has these things anywhere near the shore.
The first thing it would tell us is that there is likely still Mossad or maybe CIA spies in Iran. And ones that have access to very sensitive and critical information at that.
About the spec ops capabilities, it would tell us that they potentially aren't as rusted as we assumed from the streak of failures they had in the last decades. Not likely. The streak of failures does set a precedent. I don't believe spec ops can pull this of on their own. Which would make the spy hypothesis more likely.
As for telling us what moves the empire might be able to make, that would be a bleak prospect as it would mean that color revolution is still in the cards due to the spies and infiltrators. I find this unlikely though, as if they could do that I'm pretty sure they would have already.
Anyway, that's my opinion. I'm no expert in any of the relevant topics though so do take it with a grain of salt.
I can see one other possibility for this whole operation: they won't send any spec ops team under the cover of the Kharg Island attack, they'll just DECLARE at a press conference that they did and that they captured the uranium as a way to withdraw and declare victory. MAGA would buy that in an instant.
The problem with that is it won't keep Iran from continuing to strike at US bases and Israel and keeping the straight closed. For this to work they would either have to convince the public that Iran totally isn't still attacking their bases and interests in the region (pretty much impossible in the information age where videos of strikes take minutes to reach the screens at home, not to mention the oil problem), or they would have to completely withdraw from the region (unacceptable for them as their main concern currently is trying to stop America's loss of influence and power on the world).
Would be hilarious if Trump does so and Iran decides to contridict it by testing a nuke and announcing it to the world.
That sounds like a >20 coffin order to me.