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[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

What a stupid world we've allowed to be concocted.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 1 points 12 minutes ago

Past few years I've been reading a shitty sci-fi series. In this series there's a race of creatures whose entire society is founded on gambling. They bet on everything, and people frequently bankrupt themselves. The moment you look at that world-building with even a little bit of scrutiny it falls apart in its stupidity.

This is even dumber.