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Shell CEO’s pay jumps 60% despite slump in profits at oil company (www.theguardian.com)
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[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Well, of course! The CEO is the most important employee because he does the most work in a company. The extra five million in his pockets will motivate him to put in the extra hours needed to personally turn around this profit slump! /s