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[โ€“] LOLseas@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, there's a- Monkey in my pocket! And he's stealing all my change! His stare is blank and glassy I suspect he's deraaaaaanged!

[โ€“] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Finding this in the wild made my week.

"You just don't know when to quit, do you?!"

"Apparently neither did your barber."