this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2026
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[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are you sure it just doesn’t need oiling?

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

This is actually a common misconception - you shouldn't use oil to lubricate, but instead, a dry silicone-based lubricant

[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

You are American, right?

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Ok I’ll try that in my car.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Not your car. Just your pussy

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

My cat is now furious. But he has stopped squeaking.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

shit we accidentally grabbed powerbond

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Sounds like the procedure hid her grease nipple.