[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What's wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn't die
[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it's safe
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4 paragraphs 79. You really yhink you have this figured. You are hilarious. You know how you think you're laughing but remember you're choosing this.
Yeah I am. That's why I've been doing this for years. Probably before you were born.
You absolutely hate it, you're stomping your foot and crying while having NOTHING to say, simply listing how many paragraphs I've written. With the implication that... writing is bad? You're on a forum, berk. Maybe you need to check what that word means?
You simply can't do anything unless I make you do it. I've taunted you into this, because you have been able to say nothing and you won't be able to anything. Not why you're here, why you're sending me DM's like
And this
It's like you think there's an audience of 12-year old ADHD kids who can't cope in a regular classroom. And then is ashamed of it but pretends like illiteracy and being poorly behaved is actually "the cool thing".
Yeah you won't exactly find many agreeing that writing on forums is bad. But not being able to write? Well then a forums not the place for you?
You'll have to continue this for weeks if you intend to get to even your goal of having me stop. I never do. One would think it would be clear by now, but since you ride the short bus, maybe not.
Now go fetch me a new tally, because all you're capable of is basic arithmetic. For which I'm sure you're using a fucking calculator. :DDD
Now fetch my tally, bitch
Notice how you use 6 paragraphs 85 today, to do what I can in a sentence.
That's wasteful. And if you've been like this for years, you really are a loser.
I'm a writer and when I'm not working on something, I still like writing. You're on a forum. Forums, especially text based ones, have pages and pages of paragraphs. Shocked pikachu face
So to reiterate, you can't address why your in all the threads you stalk me in and why you sent me DM's like these
Like I said, feels like preschool recess, so the level of rhetoric isn't great. Because you can't actually say anything.
You can't reason why you're in the thread to begin with, because if you told the truth it would go "you made me so butthurt I just had to stalk your profile and send you DM's, because I wanted to hurt your feelings" (which again your preschool insults don't really do.:)
4 paragraphs. 95. You know howntonget star trek? You stop running your mouth on the internet like a bitch. I mean, just listen to yourself.
"Mammy Im illiterate, pls make the internet have only one sentence so I can keep up on the forums!"
You're proudly ignorant. "I can't read two paragraphs, and that makes me a winner."
You're not winning anything.. Not even the "last word" you think you'll get if you keep replying despite hating every second of it.
Your profile must be looking hella intellectual. Good luck having credibility in any argument ever when people know you bitch about having to read two paragraphs and spam meaningless one-line replies.
It's just the same oneline reply because you're cognitively so limited you literallt can't reply. You started having this tantrum yesterday when you DM'd me. Which ofc now you're pretending didn't happen. Even though everyone can ofc see the screens
This entire day I've lived rent free in your mind. There's not a moment you're not thinking of me. Your ego won't allow you to.. And that's been keeping me in laughs for two days now.
Why watch tng when your tantrum is more hilarious? Oh right because you hate reading and writing and are proudly illiterate.... ON A FORUM.
Wow 8! 110. You should ponder your idols.
You're literally repeating the implication that you're illiterate and/or that writing on forums is bad.
You're gonna cringe so hard in future months when you think back on what an utter fucking toddler you've been these couple of days. It's so easy. And then you do exactly what I say, point by point. It's hilarious.
Go look at your profile. I can't be arsed lol, don't care. Ponder how many arguments you're gonna "win" in the future when people check your profile and see you're mentally six. And you're not gonna delete all these, that would also signal being a moron.
People like you who think in terms of winners and losers on forums are so easy to antagonise.
All I needed was the first DM reply I sent you after you DM'd me (which you can't address o mention, because you know how childish it was), and you were off. Drool spilling all over the place, stalking me and trying your pathetic school yard insults, which only let me know how badly I got you.
And you wonder why I laugh at your ego?
:DDD