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I'm pretty sure 38 is 80 in owl years. It's parrots that are at a 1-to-1 ratio.
Not 38, but honestly close enough lol
Still should be dead for an owl. Wtf how am I still alive?
Just having too much fun to die yet I guess
Reminds me of a joke I heard somewhere that was like "In anime everyone either looks 16 or 60"
Dort consumption extends your lifespan probably.
Hmm yesss precious dort