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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 15 hours ago

This is beautiful and perfect. The things I hate the most are hearing someone say

  • For dinner I eat grilled fish or chicken with a salad. bitch please. Do you eat that every night because if you do I'm gonna throw the salt & pepper shakers at you

  • If you feel like ice cream just swap it for low fat yogurt and fruit. It's not the same. Stop it.

  • You can eat chocolate. Make sure it's 70% dark chocolate and have 2 squares. Who the fuck does that. I'm eating half of the biggest block I can find and then I'm gonna eat the rest the next day.

Good luck to anyone who does this because I sure can't.