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[โ€“] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

When I was applying for sound design and music job for video games, like 15 years ago, they regularly made me design 50+ sound effects and compose like 6 tracks just to never get back to me. One time, they even made me program a whole ass interactive car engine sound plugin.

And you don't want to hear about academic and arts call. "Please send us a 12 pages document with description, technical implementation data, a detailed realisation timeline, and 16 references of previous projects. Don't forget to pay the registration feeb and submit the document in 3 different language, so we can decide what project will get the 2000$ grant out the 127 we received. If you're lucky enough so that we read your project, you even might receive a generic rejection letter from us."

[โ€“] Terminarchs@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 hour ago

Exact same field, exact same personal experience, except it was a dragon instead of a car. Didn't even get to put it on my demo reel because it was their IP, they said.