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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago (17 children)

That's just not how people introduce themselves out in the real world though.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

What do you think is different compared to when you join some new company, training or club and you are asked to present yourself to the group?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 month ago (5 children)

That happens a lot less than you think. And I try to avoid clubs etc that do that nonsense.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe you are missing some nice encounters then.

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