Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 11 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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But all I had was a croc-pot!

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

You can use a croc-pot if you want, no need for gator-keeeping.

[–] AugustWest@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What a croc of shit.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 1 points 6 hours ago

I think "What a croc!" Works even better!