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You read Walden once
And now you're obsessed
With a life where you don't have to try
To be liked, or to be loved
Man it's ~~aweso~~-dumb, yeah I know
And I really think you
Earned the right to go and leave
And never talk to human beings
Being that they're all insane, and
Fucking up this world we've made
You should just get up and go
Just quit your job, leave your phone
Or jump into the great unknown
Or stay at home, it's all in your head
It's all in my head
- Hobo Johnson