You Don't Surf

I 100% agree with you but for me when I fuck up my back (happens every year or two) and it hurts but doesn't have any actual (diagnosable) tissue damage, a chiropractor can get me like 80% better with one visit. I think of it as a strong percussion massage. But yeah they all claim all types of unsubstantiated BS and try to get you on preventative maintenance schedules for no reason. Also, don't ever let them or anyone else adjust your neck. People get severe injuries from neck "adjustments"