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[–] sidelove@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)
try {
    anal();
} catch (HIV) {
    die('wear a condom next time');
}
[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's legacy code from the 80s. Please update it when you get the chance.

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 13 points 4 days ago
try {
    anal();
} catch (HIV) {
    loop {
        sleep(1000000000);
        if HIV.has_cure {break}
    }
}