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[–] Senal@programming.dev 50 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Significant white-space is bullshit and i will die on this hill.

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is there space left on the hill? I want to join you.

[–] Michal@programming.dev 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I hear there's significant space left

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But it's only white space. That's kinda racist.

[–] Senal@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

significant white space to it's classist and racist

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Their whole thing is that they don't want to care about it, so if you get to the hill and there's no space, you're SOL.

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You are not alone, my friend

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yeah I just want JSON with optionally quoted keys, and comments.

[–] bobo@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago

Commas (at least the trailing ones), comments, and nothing else. JSON with type inference seems like an incredibly bad idea...

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

JSON5 my beloved

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago
[–] softwarist@programming.dev -3 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] 3abas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Because yaml is not a programming language, and debugging why your whatever you're configuring isn't working correctly can be a nightmare. It doesn't tell you you missed an indent on a block, it just assumes it should be there and changes the meaning.

Braces are visually clear.

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Because I am not counting white space when I read. Or should we just write machine code/assembler/pick something straight away?