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[–] Senal@programming.dev 51 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Significant white-space is bullshit and i will die on this hill.

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is there space left on the hill? I want to join you.

[–] Michal@programming.dev 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I hear there's significant space left

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But it's only white space. That's kinda racist.

[–] Senal@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

significant white space to it's classist and racist

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Their whole thing is that they don't want to care about it, so if you get to the hill and there's no space, you're SOL.

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah I just want JSON with optionally quoted keys, and comments.

[–] bobo@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

Commas (at least the trailing ones), comments, and nothing else. JSON with type inference seems like an incredibly bad idea...

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago

JSON5 my beloved

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

You are not alone, my friend

[–] softwarist@programming.dev -3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] 3abas@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Because yaml is not a programming language, and debugging why your whatever you're configuring isn't working correctly can be a nightmare. It doesn't tell you you missed an indent on a block, it just assumes it should be there and changes the meaning.

Braces are visually clear.

[–] softwarist@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think YAML has its fair share of design flaws, but I don't think significant indentation is one of them. It may not be a programming language (which may be debatable), but there are plenty that use syntactic whitespace.

[–] 3abas@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's not debatable... You linked to a programming language that uses yaml syntax, that didn't make yaml itself a programming language... It's not.

And I know there are plenty that use syntactic whitespace, and I hate that about all of them. Literally my only real frustration with python is due to the time of my life wasted debugging perfectly fine logic that fails because a few lines had incorrect indentation.

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Because I am not counting white space when I read. Or should we just write machine code/assembler/pick something straight away?

[–] softwarist@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not sure I'm following the jump from significant white space to machine code. How are those related?

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Human and machine read differently. If you ignore that (in case with indentation), then why bother with writing human-friendly form of code, when what is going to be really executed is something else?

[–] softwarist@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If anything, that sounds like an argument in favor of significant indentation, not against it. Humans and machines read differently, yes, which is why we tend to add whitespace and indentation to code even for programming languages where it's not significant. We do that expressly because it makes the code more human-friendly, so it's quite the opposite of ignoring their differences.

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, it is an argument against it. We indent code so that it is more comfortable to read it, not in order to make it easier to understand

[–] softwarist@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're mistaken:

Indentation is a secondary notation that is often intended to lower cognitive load for a programmer to understand the structure of the code.

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol. Go on, show me how it is easier to understand structure of the code when I am 3 levels down, first two are already out of sight

[–] softwarist@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's not a coherent argument, but you don't have to agree with me. I think this discussion has run its course.

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

What a nice way to say "I can't back my standpoint up". Anyway, do have a good day