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That sudden corporate tone shift is hilarious. You can almost feel the “please remain professional” email being drafted in real time.
i've had people at bars corporate police tone me. where i live it's rampant and people talk corporate speak 24/7.
least to say I wanted to punch that person in the face, and I no longer hang out there because it's full of corpo zombie types of people who work 80 hour weeks and think 'synergize' is a verb for everyday use.
Yeah, I'm going to need you to do a better job as using 'Capital' letters when starting sentences and after a period or end break of a sentence. It looks rather unprofessional when you don't punctuate correctly. If you need a refresher course for how to type professionally in a casual environment, remember we're a family and we can set something up for you to assist you in the future.
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