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The shopping cart is the ultimate test of a good person (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world to c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I sincerely hope you never dislocate your knee and still have to go shopping.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know I actually have dislocated my knee twice. Still have never done that though.

[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To clarify, you were doing the shopping yourself? With the dislocated knee? Because that's literally what they are saying happened. Not that they dislocated it once and then never returned the carts again. They say clearly below that they are fully mobile and return the carts now. So do you really want to stand by what you're saying?

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Of course. What else could I mean?

[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago

Well, I can think of at least two other interpretations off the top of my head, but I'm not really interested in explaining them to you.

At the end of the day, not everyone's dislocated knee is the same. Doubling down on your position of "oh yeah? Well I got a dislocated knee, too, buddy, and I was still able to function!" is incredibly embarrassing for you, from my perspective.

I've never not returned a cart myself.

Sorry you're such a butthurt loser over a person with a severe injury not returning their shopping cart to the corral. You sound like someone who is terrible to be around. Please never address me again.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl -2 points 1 day ago

Maybe that wouldn't happen if people didn't leave shopping carts around to bump into and fall over.