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Trump Punches Canadian Olympian in Bizarre AI Hockey Fantasy Post (meidasnews.com)

submitted 1 day ago by RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Republicans are so fucking lame. I would love to see Trump get his ass beat by a hockey player.

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

He could get his ass beat by a curler player ..

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

Canadian curler can just lightly touch him with a single finger. Boop.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

I don't think there is a single olympian on the men or woman's teams from any country that couldn't take him in a fight.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 23 hours ago

Women's curlers. Don't fuck with them.