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Incredible stochastic algorithm, gets more reliable the larger your input, incredibly fast, trivial to implement and deterministic on its inputs (lemmy.ml)
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[โ€“] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

Fast forward 30min of training and the final outcome is a model that outputs "do nothing" in 100% of the cases.

To be fair, your program demonstrated the most reliable way to win at crypto! ๐Ÿ˜‰