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A car with big strong arms. A car that can make me feel small and vulnerable, but also safe and seen for who I am. A Carl- CAR that is there when you need him and you don’t have to ask.
Wait. My name is Carl
Who is this? It'd be so crazy if it was my brosef Stev
It was a typo! I was saying car, don’t be so fuckin’ gay. Fag.. I was talking about a cool car. A rad car…
But, you know, you could call, just because. Hang up if Linda answers. She doesn’t believe me about the hunting trips anymore. I miss you.