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[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Developing a taste for black coffee is where it's at.

All the caffeine, none of the calories.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 20 hours ago

and maximum laxative effect

[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago

But if it doesn't have calories then I need to stop and eat.