NonCredibleDefense

Dude, the British literally invented concentration camps to hold/remove the Bohrs. The Nazi's literally copied you to build theirs.

Not only that, the English have committed countless genocides over the centuries. Remember the Irish Potato Famine? What about the East India Company's actions in India? Where the fuck did the Bretons and Celts go?

I mean, I don't really hold you responsible. You are the produce of six generations of inbreeding and the worst education system

Again, you teatotallers have been stuck on an island for centuries, versus a country that's gotten constant influxes on immigrants for the past 300+ years. This "inbreeding" bullshit just makes you look like a complete tool.

Lets just pretend that every OTHER British colony didn't wind up better than the shithole you live in.

Ah, yes because India under Modi is so great. Or Pakistan. Let's also look at how Iraq turned out, even before the US-Iraqi War. And South Africa totally isn't in a constant state of being on the brink of a race war. And wasn't Iran one of the US's oldest allies before the British government bribed US politicians to betry them simply because BP wanted oil contracts?

You focussing on only Canada and Australia as examples shows how large your blinders are when it comes to how much damage the British Empire has done across the globe. You're trying to bash the US for what is ironically one of the largest displays of British Imperialism I've seen in modern times.

At least the US isn't the one to throw a giant temper tantrum over losing a colony and butchering their own language as a result. And no, I'm not kidding, parts of North Carolina have accents that are the closest to how colonial-era English was spoken. Your "pish-posh bo'le o' wa'er" bullshit is less than 200 years old, all because your inbred noble class wanted to distinguish themselves from the peasants before the peasants copied them anyways.