this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2026
160 points (94.0% liked)
Greentext
7919 readers
818 users here now
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
i've also been told this. i would much rather be nice and single than in a relationship hinging on me not being nice.
also fake and gay
Ironically, I think the ability to be content single is a fairly attractive trait.
oh i said nothing about being content...
it's not. people think you are weird because they can't relate and they can't imagine anyone being content w/o a partner.
desperation for validation and twisting yourself into knots to get it is way more attractive to people. but also why so many people who are attractive are deeply unhappy.
This is real. Despite being comfortable being single it still draws looks when I go out and do things by myself. Getting told "it's sad" when I go to a bar alone to read a book only hurts because I'm getting called sad by a weirdo, not because I felt bad about going out.
being fake and gay is what attracts women tho.
when you're a woman being gay will attract women
You have to hook them. Act slightly jerk like until you have their interest then slowly go back to being nice and the think they changed you.
(then they cheat of you cause the person who is attracted to bad boys do be like thet)
mom, is that you?