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Bush let it happen on purpose
CIA+Mafia Gusanos killed JFK
Evangelicals were promoted by the CIA to counter liberation theology.
I always thought it was wierd how the "new athiest" movement went from religious criticism to almost exlusively hating Muslims. I thought their brains broke after 9/11 or something. I never would have guessed a pedophilic mossad agent was cultivating that attitude among those fucking creeps with philanthropic contributions and sex trafficking.
I was going to comment directly to the post with my own answers, but you seem to have written exactly what I was going to say.
So I'll just add that I think it is a conspiracy itself that so many kooky conspiracy theories are boosted and amplified as a means to discredit all conspiracy theories. Doing this allows people who are understandably ignorant of the history and context (aka "normies') the ability to say "oh, that's just a conspiracy theory" to immediately shut down any consideration that the thing they're being presented with is true. The person who says "I don't believe in conspiracy theories" gets to look like the smart rational person even though all they did was spout a thought-terminating cliche, because so many "conspiracy theories" that are intentionally cultivated and amplified get massive amounts of attention, from Q-anon shit, to UFOs, to bigfoot (sorry SFS you rock, but those are silly), to just about anything Alex Jones and his listeners talk about, really are just kooky noise. Conspiracy theories as a concept is an op to discredit real whistleblowers and anyone who believes them.
It started with Roswell. They were obviously testing classified aircraft, but because a bunch of people thought aliens were involved, they ran with it so every conspiratorial plot has two narratives: the official narrative where there's nothing suspicious (it was a weather balloon) and the official crank narrative (it was an alien spacecraft) while the most plausible explanation (it was classified research) gets pushed off the stage by the first two narratives.
You see this with 9/11. There's the official narrative (al-Qaeda hates the US because the US has freedom) and the official crank narrative (the US blew up the towers with a controlled demolition) when there's far more explanations than "the CIA didn't know about al-Qaeda and al-Qaeda didn't know that the CIA didn't know about al-Qaeda" and "the CIA rigged three buildings with explosives."
Hell, they're even trying to do this with Epstein. The official narrative is that Epstein killed himself. The official crank narrative they're trying to push is that uh aktually Epstein didn't die and is still alive. Both narratives take up space for what actually happened, which is that US intelligence liquidated an asset when the asset outlived their usefulness and became a liability.
Michael Parenti, Dirty Truths
This is my favourite conspiracy theory, the one about conspiracy theories. While the concept has existed probably forever, the term "conspiracy theory" didn't start getting used until after JFK, and we start to see a lot of other stuff like fake moon landing, lizard people etc. getting their start and being lumped in with the JFK assassination around that time. The difference between a conspiracy and "conspiracy theory" is "Who benefits?" actual conspiracies have conspirators with specific goals in mind, "conspiracy theories" have some vague nebulous bad guys hiding the "Truth" for unknown but nefarious reasons, they're often lumped in together because one automatically discredits the other just by being compared to it.
It's a crowning achievement of the Dulles-era (and the immediate "post" Dulles-era which was still essentially a Dulles organization) CIA, the master stroke being Allen Dulles sitting on the fucking Warren Commission.