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[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

How do we know? It's not like these guys are known for never being hypocrits.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 0 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

His brother died from a drug overdose so I'm inclined to believe it, and I've never seen anyone contradict it.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

I mean, good for him if that's the case, maybe it's some sort of testosterone or some other hormone therapy that leads to it as others have suggested (a la Rogan, I don't know his relationship with alcohol either, aside from seeing a bit of "Sober October" in what feels like a decade ago)