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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Then she gets you naked as a joke. And strands you in the desert.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've been through the desert
On a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert, you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

That's America for you.

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

then she has sex with you, marries you, get two kids, grow up old together and on your deathbed she'll say it was just a prank

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guess that's better than dying only to wake up at the start of level 1-1

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

You beat cancer and then went back to the carpet store? Amateur hour over here…

[–] happysplinter@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Welp... That went well.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Buuuuuut you get away with the priceless artifact