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[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 12 hours ago

Costco’s rotisserie chicken is cheaper than a raw chicken in most places and I don’t need to spend money on utilities to cook it. It’s also gross, but when you’re poor you don’t get a lot of protein options.