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Heathrow isn’t crowded, it’s travellers walking on the wrong side, boss says (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] Flashheart@piefed.dk 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You walk so you are able to see oncoming traffic.

If in doubt, just walk towards the light 😉

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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