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[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So far my expenses this year have been $40 in gas, $30 in propane, and $60 in groceries. I love not paying rent.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Serious question, where do you park it? Also, everyone I know that has a van in their driveway has had it stolen at least once.

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

BLM land and national forest. You can stay in one spot for 14 days.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Serious question, where do you live? I feel like nobody steals cars anymore. At least not here.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Seattle, and it's vans they usually steal.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

$1.35/day to eat? No expenses for entertainment? I guess you're posting this from the public library, because your expenses don't include internet or a cell phone. The library must also be where you get your entertainment.

In addition: no laundromat or new clothing for a month and a half? Your clothes must reek. Speaking of which, no gym membership or hotel days, so is that 1.5 months without a bath or shower?

Also, 1.5 months and no insurance payments, so does that mean the vehicle is uninsured? I hope (assuming this is USA) that you have some kind of health insurance, despite not making any health insurance payments.

Something about this just doesn't seem plausible.

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

"Ok, I was lying / exaggerating"?