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[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The other commenter is just saying things on the internet and you should never believe the things people say without verifying it.

Paris Hilton is a high-school drop out who's dumb as shit, feel free to fact check me.

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Ahahah someone lied to me on the Internet!?