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Perhaps by gay women? Nah couldn't be....

By straight men tho...

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So a gay man would have to, on average, give a blowjob 9 times more frequently than a woman to break even.

Pfft. Bro, I've blown 6 men in 1 day. I'm a dude. I doubt women would be up for a blowjob a week, but I know plenty of gay men who would do it every day of the week if they could.

[–] AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

It's not about how many men you've blown in a day, although mad respect, 6 is impressive, but on average how many blowjobs you give.

If you blow 6 men a day and then none for a couple weeks, that's 3 blowjobs a week on average. Which is strong, but the average straight woman only has to give a blowjob every 3 weeks to beat that, which I suspect is easily achieved.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I can convince my wife to blow me once every 4 to 5 times we have sex. We have sex probably every week and some change on average. So once a month, with a 2 dry months a year