this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2026
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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 24 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Listen, I get it, Manatees have no business wearing a bikini.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You take that back! Leave them damn sexy manatees alone.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You've been at sea too long, sailor.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Nope!! Say that's a nice cockle you've got there, can I touch it?...

Ok, you may be correct!