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>start cyber security job
>am 27, BSc, MSc, 4 years of xp
>entire team is over 50 with one youngling at 45
>none of them have any formal IT qualifications whatsoever
>boss does not know how to read
>clearly just reads the first few words of a sentence and guesses the rest
>only writes in 3-4 word sentences without punctuation and capitalization
>only time anyone writes any detailed amount of text is obviously with copilot
>they refuse to use Jira because it's "too complicated" even though we all have licenses to it and there's a security project already set up
>have me log ticket statuses in a spreadsheet instead
>but only for 2 weeks, after no one checks it
>all communication is 3-4 sentence emails in threads with 20+ people 100+ emails each going back years
>boss proceeds to talk in a 1-2-1 about how he feels for the fact women don't get to speak while not letting me utter a single word in said meeting
>almost every time I try to add to a conversation in a group meeting it's taken as an attack
>team's main project is to put the password manager behind the same password manager
>half of them are constantly having very basic computer problems
>boss opens group convo on teams only to complain there's "too many messages" and that he can't keep up
>I provide summaries in a few short paragraphs but he doesn't read them
>Boss says he doesn't have access to a system but he's really just unable or unwilling to locate the sign in button
>I complete tasks, but they're never checked on by anyone or followed up by anyone
>sometimes I'm expected to elaborate in detail immediately on random things from 3-4 months ago
>at annual review receive complaints that I'm not doing enough but no specifics
>how positively I'm perceived on a given day seems to not correlate with any work done
>seems to mostly depend on how I look in meetings
>try to make small talk
>most don't seem to understand the concept
>one proceeds to show me his entire house, room by room
>it's completely empty and unfurnished
>wut.jpg
>ask them if they like to do self-hosting or play ctfs or hackthebox
>no one has any idea what any of what I said is
>ask one if he's seen movie_name
>Very awkward pause
>barks: "No"
>Drops off meeting because he had a windows update
>He uses a Mac
>One talks about crypto
>Huge crypto guy
>I somewhat jokingly ask him if he's got a stash of XMR
>he doesn't know what that is
Honestly bros I don't wanna be fired because job searching is hell but there's a part of me that will breathe a sigh of relief when I eventually am. Quirky star wars shit here I come.
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I work with older guys. Unix engineers. They’re a bit reticent to change. They’ve been at it for 20+ years on average so they sneer at this Agile stuff. And I don’t blame them. They are at least interested in automation so I’ve slowly been getting them involved there. Positive movement there so far just takes time and lots of conversations.
These dudes you describe sound like total imbeciles.
Colour me jelly. Old school Unix guys are the kind of boomers I'd probably enjoy being around and ask stuff from.
The enterprise windows type IT guys just are something else, I'm sure there's real ones out there but in my experience they're basically a chatgpt integration (except illiterate) for assorted "software vendors" that are usually only there because of internal cuts and are rinsing the company in broad daylight. They know very little about computers that their software vendors didn't teach them.
IMO automation is good when done well, but if anything I'd say half the problems at companies I've seen - including my own workplace - come from automating things that shouldn't be in some ugly way that inevitably breaks at the slightest change and that would work much better if there was just a person doing it manually instead. When automation becomes a demand from the bosses it becomes a metric and metrics become quotas and quotas are fulfilled as an end unto themselves in whatever (dumb) ways possible.