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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is all smiles (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"CATCH MOTHAFUCKA"
"B-but I'm not on the other side yet"
"I SAID-"

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 13 hours ago

I guess our Aldi is different? At ours the cashier's keep a spare cart, fill that with the stuff they scan, then take your cart after you pay and you move to a section where you can bag.

Admittedly it's the only one I've been in, and it's a fairly small one